18.A current resident of the sometimes great country of Murica. I am a Superwholockian. I also like Harry Potter. Really, most British things. Especially and extraordinarily so: tea. I am a sapiosexual and Andrew Bird and Mumford and Sons are the musical manifestation of my fantasy life. Boys with big vocabularies really float my boat.


last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that