18.A current resident of the sometimes great country of Murica. I am a Superwholockian. I also like Harry Potter. Really, most British things. Especially and extraordinarily so: tea. I am a sapiosexual and Andrew Bird and Mumford and Sons are the musical manifestation of my fantasy life. Boys with big vocabularies really float my boat.

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kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it togetherx

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunkx
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcoholx
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’x
'don't think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest'x
'and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’x
'and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there'x

hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”